Fake Model

 WHEN THE OTHER ART DIRECTORS COULDN"T
AFFORD STOCK PHOTOS, I STOOD IN.

 
 It was a 7am call time. I went out the night before. Can you tell?

It was a 7am call time. I went out the night before. Can you tell?

 WE TOOK OVER MY FRIEND'S LIVING ROOM. HIS ROOMMATE WASN'T TOO HAPPY.

 Imagine having to gracefully lick a mountain of ice cream 17 times.

Imagine having to gracefully lick a mountain of ice cream 17 times.

  My friends call the dress I’m wearing my ugly dress. Good thing you were spared from seeing the whole thing.

 My friends call the dress I’m wearing my ugly dress. Good thing you were spared from seeing the whole thing.

 Somehow I agreed to go to West Virgina in the middle of winter. 

Somehow I agreed to go to West Virgina in the middle of winter. 

 I'M ACTUALLY ASLEEP. 

I'M ACTUALLY ASLEEP. 

 They needed some diversity. 

They needed some diversity. 

 IF I ACTUALLY LIVED IN THE 20'S THIS WOULD ACTUALLY BE ME    

IF I ACTUALLY LIVED IN THE 20'S THIS WOULD ACTUALLY BE ME 

 

 Me with hair

Me with hair

 They asked me to wear someone else’s face, then decided to cover up mine. 

They asked me to wear someone else’s face, then decided to cover up mine.